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Post by Missa on Apr 19, 2008 23:56:24 GMT -5
It's an easy game, and one I find endlessly amusing. Basically you can wish for anything and the next person has to make that wish go horribly wrong.
E.g. I wish I went to another world.
Wish granted. Problem is the world you go to is inhabited by fifty foot long slugs that capture you and suck your brain out through your ears using bendy straws. 'Cause bendy straws are so much funner.
I wish I...
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Easy, no?
I wish I was bonded to a beautiful green dragon ^^
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Post by Sparrow on Apr 20, 2008 14:15:20 GMT -5
Wish granted... but the green dragon, beautiful as she is, is extrememly clumsy. Her whole life everyone was so busy admiring how beautiful she was that they never taught her how to do dragonish things, like flying, hunting, and blowing fire. And roaring, but that's not particularly important... Anyways, so since she doesn't know how to do any of it, its up to you to teach her and everyone else is so busy admiring her beauty that they won't help. Hopefully she won't flame you to death, this lack of control over fire seems to be giving everyone issues...
Sparrow wishes she were temporarily a llama instead of a bird...
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Shea
Green Rider 
Crazy Lady Alert!
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Post by Shea on Apr 23, 2008 18:21:31 GMT -5
wish granted. Then you got pushed off a cliff by Ezma who mistook you for Kuzco.
I wish I was a Jedi Knight.
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Post by Jasmine on Apr 24, 2008 0:07:27 GMT -5
Wish granted. Then Darth Vador (or is it Vader? Hmm...) whoops your butt and makes you his Jedi slave. XD
I wish I owned an Arabian Pinto Horse.
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Post by Missa on Apr 24, 2008 0:18:54 GMT -5
Wish Granted!
Only problem is, that's all you own. You can't feed yourself or your wonderful companion. How sad. People find this out and you go to jail for animal neglect.
Whoopsies.
I wish I was a dragon.
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Shea
Green Rider
Crazy Lady Alert!
Posts: 10
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Post by Shea on Apr 24, 2008 5:46:22 GMT -5
Granted. You are a dragon. Unfortunatly, you were born on pern, and there isn't anyone to impress to, so you die. Have a nice day!
Oh, Jasmine, its Vader.
I wish I owned a Death Note.
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Post by S'cyn on Apr 24, 2008 13:39:27 GMT -5
*clears throat* Wish Granted...only problem is, you are no Light Yagami and everyone finds out about it. This means that they get jealous...you kill them one by one and accidentally kill your family as well. Sorrow ensues and the Shinigami writes your name in the Death Note. You Die....sucky way for a wish to turn out eh?
I wish I was a ninja! XD
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Kett
Scarlet Rider
Sitting Ducks?
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Post by Kett on Apr 26, 2008 9:02:53 GMT -5
Wish granted... Only problem is you are a ninja that can't fight. You go around trying but, to bad, you suck so bad that another ninja kills you.
I wish I could joust on my pony.
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Post by K'tran on Apr 26, 2008 16:18:50 GMT -5
Wish granted!
The first time you participate in a jousting contest, you get knocked off your pony and hit your head, causing you to lose your memory, and when you wake up in the hospital you can't even remember that you owned a pony in the first place.
I wish the dining hall would suddenly start serving delicious gourmet food.
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Zenniel
Candidate
We will rule over this land and we will call it... This Land.
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Post by Zenniel on Apr 29, 2008 18:35:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Wish Granted![/glow]
The only problem is, the food is poisoned. You eat all of it and while you're asleep you turn into a purple toad. The blind cat mistakes you for a mouse and eats you. Bad luck, that is.
I wish I was a guest star on Lost.
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Post by Missa on May 3, 2008 3:49:38 GMT -5
Wish Granted
Wow, you're a guest star on a television series. Only problem is, you're so good you make everyone else look bad and all the actors hate you. They make a plan to get you fired and instead end up dumping you on an unihabited island.
Have fun, I hear the sun's good.
I wish I could play more than three chords on the guitar.
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Post by Mongoose on May 3, 2008 8:37:14 GMT -5
Wish granted!
You can play any chord on the guitar, so long as it's based in the Ionian mode.
I wish I had archery skills.
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Post by Sparrow on May 3, 2008 13:32:48 GMT -5
Wish Granted!
Pity you didn't specify what sort of archery skills... yours are more on the range of 'getting hit by the outcomes of someone else's archery'. Oh dear. And perhaps even your own; sure you can shoot a bow but aiming is a bit off... and did you just shoot into the wind?! That wasn't very smart. Getting that arrow out of your eye is gonna hurt.
I wish I had a reed that never went bad for my clarinet.
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Kett
Scarlet Rider
Sitting Ducks?
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Post by Kett on May 4, 2008 22:04:04 GMT -5
Wish granted, but any reed for a clarinet that doesn't go bad is dangerous. It slowly takes over your mind until you are your minion. But, since it doesn't go bad, it makes you do all the "bad" and dirty work for it.
I wish I could stop getting hurt when riding.
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